Good Catholics

Hat tip to RaiderFan of rec.gambling.poker for this one.

The Catholic Church in Los Angeles is paying for their sins.

The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles reached a settlement agreement Saturday with more than 500 people who allege they were sexually abused by clergy, the main plaintiff's attorney said.

RaiderFan noted that it doesn't say anything about anybody getting fired.

Of course nobody will get fired. The only reason those boys were abused is that God used the abuse to show them the consequences of failing to be good Catholics. If they'd been good Catholics to start with then it never would have happened. Priests are simply the instrument of God.

If our courts hadn't been taken over by secular humanists none of this would be happening to the Church. We need more Catholic judges to give a layer of protection to these Men of God.

I like the Landover Baptist Church approach to the problem.

Update:
The pope seems to agree with me. He thinks people who aren't good catholics suffer from defects.

Is there actually a reason to put up with these people? Are we afraid that they'll burn us at the stake if we laugh at them?